fast food

Dear stupid  drive-thru man,
 All I wanted was a cheese burger and root beer and French fries. I'm so hungry I could eat an elephant . I have it eaten nothing for days and days and days.


But when I  tried to order you said,   "One wooden plank ten dryers  two nails." But no I said, "cheese burger and root beer  and French fries." But no-- you think I'm a  Cyborg!

From  the Cyborg not.


Dear  costumer that is hungry.

I know that you not a cyborg. I thought you wanted one wooden plank ten dryers   two nails.


But this is a hardware Store. We don't sell  Cheese burger and fries and root beer,
Go next door for your food.

from the hardware store.

Snow Day

Dear Mom that make me go into the snow,
Surely I like to go outside and I like to play in the snow. I also like  making snowman and sledding , It is so fun to make snow angels.                                                                                 

But it is way too cold to go outside.   It is very wet and icy. I stuck my tongue to a pole  and it got stuck. I pulled  and pulled then my taste buds got pulled  off . I do not like to play outside anymore,

Love,
The kid that hates you .



Dear kid that hates me,

I'm  sorry that it is cold but you must get your fresh air and exercise . If you don't you have to sit in the bad kid spot. 


When you are done playing in the snow you can have hot coco.

Love,
The Mom  that loves you.

Dear Mom that hates me,

You are not sorry. You hatee me. You make me go outside. Now you are making  me drink  hot coco.

I'm going to somewhere  it is hot . You can't stop me.  I'm going now. By the time you read this I will gone. Bye for life. 

From the mad kid.

:) :) Food

Dear Person who feeds me,

I want tater- tots but you did not give me one.  I tried to look cute but my puppy eyes did not work. They smelled so good that they made me drool. They looked intensely good.


I had ruff day all ready because I'm tired of eating dog food. Now I'm getting all the chihuahuas of the world to unite. By the time you read this I will be gone.

from Chico the dog.

Wonder of the World

Rush of Fools is considered Christian and Gospel band. The song I want to tell you about is Lose it all  . It is about  losing yourself  in God's love.



 I don't like this  song because the lyrics are boring to me. But it has a good message .
To show  God's love is very good.

For The Love Of The Game

Pillar is conciser Christian and Gospel  band. The song I'm going to tell you about  is Throwdown . It is about finding God's love and shine in God's love to others.



 I think it is good  because  it has cool  beat. I allows think close to scream-o. I like that do you like that?