fast food

Dear stupid  drive-thru man,
 All I wanted was a cheese burger and root beer and French fries. I'm so hungry I could eat an elephant . I have it eaten nothing for days and days and days.


But when I  tried to order you said,   "One wooden plank ten dryers  two nails." But no I said, "cheese burger and root beer  and French fries." But no-- you think I'm a  Cyborg!

From  the Cyborg not.


Dear  costumer that is hungry.

I know that you not a cyborg. I thought you wanted one wooden plank ten dryers   two nails.


But this is a hardware Store. We don't sell  Cheese burger and fries and root beer,
Go next door for your food.

from the hardware store.