The zoo

Dear Zookeeper that feeds me.
The hippo is stepping on me. I do not like him at all. I want my own cage . It is too weird in here .


I want in my  new cage an underground palace.  In my and undergound palace I want a big tv and car that is so cool. I also want a  microwave but only one brand will do. I want a  Chili  Toons  Prada.  And a refridgerator but  only one brand will do it is Giraffesooo Apples.

From  the  mad me the Meerkat.


Dear  mad me  Meerkat,

I can't afford all of that but I can get you a cage with a giraffe or  lion.   You are too small  to live in your own cage.

No ifs, ands,  or butts  or feces about it, ok? Now leave me alone, ok? . I do not know why I took this job. I hate this job.

From the zoo keeper that feeds you.

P.S. One more thing: your mom lol.