I Hate you so manch!!!!!

Dear mom that make me sammiches, 
I hate you so Much right now but not all the time  I meant .  You make me go to bed  and eat all my food and it taste so gross.


So  I decided to run way  to Madagascar the Island . You can not stop me . I do not love you. Bye forever! 
from The kid that hates you,



Dear Kid that hate me ,
I love you so much . Please do not run way. I will miss you so much.  You are scared of lemurs and zebras  and you  will forget  Mr.Love Dove the teddy bear.


You cannot figure out tucking yourself in .You cry when you fall down the stairs.  
love your mom who still does your laundry.

chihuahua day

Dear  human that feed me,
You dress me up in pink. But I'm a boy dog!  Why not a blue or red. Why pink ?


Why do you  feed me dog food?  Why not  human food?  Dog food taste gross . When you read this  I will be gone.
from the  Chihuahua,



Dear Chihuahua,
You look so  cute in a pink  tux . You do not   look good  blue or red. It make you look fat. And you will not match my outfit .

You can not eat  human food. It will make you  sick . I will not give you human  food no if or but .
Love the human that feed you,

cool cat

Dear human that feed me,
The stupid dogs get to be in the house. The stupid dogs get warm beds . And they do not  catch  rats and I do.


But I get to be in the garage. I got a cold bed . It is not fair that the stupid  dogs get all that!
from the cat that hates you,


Dear cat that hates me,
I  can't have you in my home because  you  poop  all over place . And you call the pizza man   and Jim Jons and you drunk  all my root beer .


But you can live in my tool shed . I hate you too. You are a  jerk!
From the human  that feed you,

PS. your mom is a jerk but mine is too .

the diary of hope and wonder

I'm all black and blue  because I read my  big Sister's diary . And it said she is obsessed with Justin  Beiber. She  cries when she sees and hears  him . She wants to marry him .


Her  mom gave her aids from bread . Oh feces she is my mom too. this is a true  story. J K
Yours truly.

little Sisters,

(very funny story M....hope no one thinks it's true)

cool car

Dear Mr.car dealer,
I want a Lamborghini for $1.00 Because I  have to stay on budget . I only have $10.00. I'm following my dreams to have cool stuff like  a  mansion and limo. In my limo I want fancy drinks  with umbrellas.


But you said I  can not  afford it.  You are a dream killer! Do not
try to call my mom she is dead my dad is working.

from  the big bad boy,



PS your mom lol,

The zoo

Dear Zookeeper that feeds me.
The hippo is stepping on me. I do not like him at all. I want my own cage . It is too weird in here .


I want in my  new cage an underground palace.  In my and undergound palace I want a big tv and car that is so cool. I also want a  microwave but only one brand will do. I want a  Chili  Toons  Prada.  And a refridgerator but  only one brand will do it is Giraffesooo Apples.

From  the  mad me the Meerkat.


Dear  mad me  Meerkat,

I can't afford all of that but I can get you a cage with a giraffe or  lion.   You are too small  to live in your own cage.

No ifs, ands,  or butts  or feces about it, ok? Now leave me alone, ok? . I do not know why I took this job. I hate this job.

From the zoo keeper that feeds you.

P.S. One more thing: your mom lol.