Dear human that feed me,
The stupid dogs get to be in the house. The stupid dogs get warm beds . And they do not catch rats and I do.
But I get to be in the garage. I got a cold bed . It is not fair that the stupid dogs get all that!
from the cat that hates you,
Dear cat that hates me,
I can't have you in my home because you poop all over place . And you call the pizza man and Jim Jons and you drunk all my root beer .
But you can live in my tool shed . I hate you too. You are a jerk!
From the human that feed you,
PS. your mom is a jerk but mine is too .
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