Dear human that feed me,
You dress me up in pink. But I'm a boy dog! Why not a blue or red. Why pink ?
Why do you feed me dog food? Why not human food? Dog food taste gross . When you read this I will be gone.
from the Chihuahua,
Dear Chihuahua,
You look so cute in a pink tux . You do not look good blue or red. It make you look fat. And you will not match my outfit .
You can not eat human food. It will make you sick . I will not give you human food no if or but .
Love the human that feed you,
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